Paste a CVE ID, pick your OS and version, get a plain-English summary plus bash you can actually run — no PDF manifesto, no vendor bingo.
Three steps. No TED talk.
Whatever format your scanner yelled at you with — we’ll take it.
OS + version so the commands aren’t written for a machine that doesn’t exist.
Summary, a quick patch script, and longer-term mitigation so you’re not back here next week.
Real output, not a link farm.
What broke, what it hits, and how loud to panic (calibrated).
Short-term patch script matched to your OS version — not “figure it out from first principles.”
Upgrades, config, the boring stuff — so the CVE doesn’t boomerang.
Commands that match the OS you picked — copy, SSH, exhale.
If it’s on this list, we try to sound like we’ve used it.